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yallcanhaveyourfantasies: i mean what else were you expecting

An oldie of a very young and adorable Danni Ashe in her fire engine red panties and pumps. What, were you expecting a pearl necklace joke?

ilivetohearthesewords: “Don’t give me that surprised look, pet. You know I’d do exactly as I pleased. What were you expecting, putting your most sensitive parts all within reach of my tongue?”

When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?” you didn’t expect her to say, “I was trying to figure out how to tell you that while you were away I had sex with my boss in our marital bed, and that I want you to let me

tyrranux: What? Were you expecting I give them a urethral injection or something? She’s a damn android I can just feed her energy tanks! I heard from the best fighter in the Ontario Province that you can get Energy Tanks from a robot behind Bullet

durinsheart: [x] honestly bilbo what were you even expecting

ilivetohearthesewords: “Don’t give me that surprised look, pet. You know I’d do exactly as I pleased. What were you expecting, putting your most sensitive parts all within reach of my tongue?”

sissy-pussy-galore: What else were you expecting sissy?

objects-for-male-use: What did you expect would happen when you messaged us saying you were home alone.

Well come on, what do you expect? I let you pick out my clothes, so you choose this teensy skirt. Were you expecting guys not to stare? I get that you aren’t thinking clearly. Six weeks of cum built up in those balls means you’re not thinking rationally.

Yes, I absolutely *am* going to the party like this. You know I’m kind of a slut. Ha. “Kind of.” Seriously, what were you expecting her?Look, you approached me about this. You probably could’ve fucked me sideways, but you wanted

weirdmageddon: galactic-polywag: meefling: weirdmageddon: weirdmageddon: wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny it’s like what were you expecting lmao Have

xatanic: okay but what else were you expecting from me

shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that

Swim coach Brandy Robbins is here to demonstrate the - wait for it! - backstroke!What were you expecting, you pervs.

triskelelouis:Honestly what were you expecting

manabuluigi: my review of Ubi’s E3 FUCKING AC UNITY, AND TOM CLANCY’S DIVISION, ARE YOU SHITTING ME, SON?

onthesmallside: “Uh, what? Were you expecting more?”

chroniclearia: as context 4chan are raiding the tags on tumblr because feminists on tumblr declared they were going to try and shut down 4chan on 4th July I mean, really? What did you expect would happen when you poke a sleeping dragon?

triskelelouis:Honestly what were you expecting

tzulinart:usadoodles:what were you expecting, a dad joke? hehehehahahahaxD!

braeburned: Page 9! C'mon buddy, what were you expecting? (posted a week ago at www.patreon.com/braeburned !) X3

dr-archeville: findchaos: ChaosLife: Pussy Pics What were you expecting? ★Twitter ★ Facebook ★ Patreon ★ Tumblr ★ Oh myyy

losing followers one nsfw post at a time lmao.

sora-mimi-desu: Aoba is me

bravodelta9: pecstacular: What the hell are you packing in there, @bravodelta9? 1 penis, 2 testicles, some flesh, some hair, maybe some moisture… what, were you expecting some clever/funny answer like “a buck fifty”?

roughirlust: This fuckin whore thought we were going to be gentle with her. Stupid slut, what did you expect? When niggas gangbang white whores we don’t do it for their pleasure, we compete to see who can fuck them into a coma ;) Please put me in

durinsheart: [x] honestly bilbo what were you even expecting

triskelelouis:Honestly what were you expecting

weirdmageddon: galactic-polywag: meefling: weirdmageddon: weirdmageddon: wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny it’s like what were you expecting lmao Have u

dr-archeville: findchaos: ChaosLife: Pussy Pics What were you expecting? ★Twitter ★ Facebook ★ Patreon ★ Tumblr ★ Oh myyy

triskelelouis:Honestly what were you expecting

jelloapocalypse: usadoodles: what were you expecting, a dad joke? Temmie comics are the one thing from Undertale I will readilly reblog

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durinsheart: [x] honestly bilbo what were you even expecting

uncensoredpleasure: Your husband has a ripped body and a thick daddy dick…what did you expect was going to happen when you told him you were ok with opening the relationship? It took him less than a day to line up two twinks half your age and breed

john-lost-his-favorite-jumper: despairchihiro: “ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh” well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting Wasps and Dolores

hotel-rendezvous: You were late. What do you expect young Lady?

yourbadgrrl: What did you expect, dirty grrl—flowers, a nice meal, and a kiss goodnight? Face it—you were never satisfied with that vanilla crap. That’s why you called me. Protest all you want, but we both know you prefer that I just take what’s

madeinthenude: bnekkid83:nakedthoughtfortoday:You were invited to a nudist home party, Jill. What did you expect? And no, we’re just playing.(via assthetics) House parties are better without clothing. No worries, no posturing, just having fun.

thedarkmindedone: When I said we were staying in tonight, what did you expect would happen?

drsherlockmoffat: durinsheart: [x] honestly bilbo what were you even expecting Nothing, it was an unexpected journey.

littlegoonergirl: hurtingprettygirls: Were you expecting kisses and caresses? What a dumb cunt. Jesus. I need to be fucked like that.

slenclerman: the-north—star: slenclerman: slenclerman: i hope you all get arrested what the hell were you expecting? not ur attitude thats for sure

wendigo: tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting

ariesgreen: Well, you went out with friends from work, what did you expect me to do while you were gone?

yourbadgrrl: What did you expect, dirty grrl—flowers, a nice meal, and a kiss goodnight? Face it—you were never satisfied with that vanilla crap. That’s why you called me. Protest all you want, but we both know you prefer that I just take what’s

pervy-espeon: And for my 1000th post… A catgirl post! I don’t know what else were you expecting (of course, if you were expecting anything) [I’m sure you weren’t] :3 #1 and #1000, Enjoy! …And of course, my favorite catgirl ^w^ Edit: Reached

the-training-room: @anettedelarosa “Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire, become what you respect, mirror what you admire.” ❤️ - Remember you weren’t born to be perfect, you were born to be YOU and to work on a better version of

canadiandave123: Well what did you expect? You threw a.party while your mom and I were out. This is what happens!!

Page 9! C'mon buddy, what were you expecting? (posted a week ago at www.patreon.com/braeburned !)

braeburned:Page 9! C'mon buddy, what were you expecting? (posted a week ago at www.patreon.com/braeburned !) Pre-update bump!

sucysucyfivedolla: lt-rawrcharlierawr replied to your post: okay but for real what the fuck were you expecting… just a lot of tiny horse related crosswords and word finds. OH MY GOD I SHOULD MAKE A MLP “SHITIVITY BOOK”. stuff to do while you poop

wendigo: tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting

chuklebrotherz replied to your post: Have you seen the new designs that they’ve given… This was not the reaction I was expecting from you. ahaha what were you expecting? I like that blake’s got

thedarkmindedone: When I said we were staying in tonight, what did you expect would happen?

guidedsurrender: What did you expect? I’ve told you time and time again that you’re just not good enough, baby. Don’t worry, though. I don’t blame you. It’s not your fault that you were born with those pathetic little tits and that hideous

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